Babies are so over-rated.

Babies are hard work.

Waa Waa- I'm hungry, bring your boob to me NOW
Waa Waa- There's fecal matter on my bum, attend to it immediately.
Waa Waa - I'm exhausted. Please pat my bum firmly, but not too hard, whilst you jiggle me gently from side to side. Remembering that sometimes I like complete silence and other times I want to be sung to softly, pleaes make the right choice.
Waa Waa - Pick me up. No, put me down. No, pick me up. No, put me down. No, pick me up.

See, Waaaayyyy too much effort is used dealing with these life sucking little leaches.

I mean, who would want one of these:

BORING **Yawn** Plenty of other ways to waste my precious time.

Puppy's are cuter don't you think? Yeah, we should all just get puppies.

Or kittens. They are nice too. Soft, cuddly, cute and you can leave them home without being reported.

Definitely not babies. They are the biggest time wasters around.